WTF?! Part 1; tutorial isle

You wake up standing up... in a cave. Wait... what!? why am I standing!? How the Duck did i get in this cave?! Why are there so many lanterns?! I'm so confused!!! you walk outside onto a monkey-infested beach. Umm.... WTF?! why the hell are there monkeys on the beach?! Well, I better be careful, I hear monkeys can rip peoples faces off... You go and punch the first monkey you see in the face. The monkey then dematerialized on the spot. Dude! why did I punch the monkey!? and why did it dematerialize?! Dude! this is insane! a monkey decided to follow you around. What?! AHHHHHHHH!!!! There's a friggin monkey behind me! he's gonna kill me!!!! you look at one of the monkeys, and the monkey that's following you goes and punches the other monkey. WTF?! hey, wait.... this is pretty cool! looks at another monkey Haha, my monkey ripped your face off! looks at another monkey.haha! my mon...Bunny or bat? WTF?! uhh... bat? monkey turns into bate OMFG! uhh... bags of money! Dragon! Icecream? Marshmellow!?! you walk right. then stop Why did I stop?! you can't walk farther left than that. Why not?! Because Kris Hole never mapped that. Well Kris is a lazy ass! he knows. well, where can I go. you have to be level 3 so where's the elevator? there isn't one. Escalator? no stairs? no Rope ladder?! no. THEN HOW DO I GET TO LEVEL 3!??!?!??!?!?! kill some more monkeys. ok... looks at monkey bat kills monkeylooks at monkey bat kills monkeylooks at monkey bat kills monkeylooks at monkey bat kills monkey Level up!congrats, your level three Yay!, so... what now? wait for it ... a guy named deadnlife appears out of nowhere and drops strange Items on the floor Thanks dude! you and dead appear at a dock WTF?!??!

congrats on ducking up the story...

you are stranded on an island... wake up in a cave...

Monkeys, palm trees, tropical countries... that makes sense...

friendly monkey, why not?

monkeys that can rip your face off = monkeys infested with rabies =D

as for monkeys de-materialising... Dude... You should have gone to specsavers...

XD

have you ever seen a monkey on a beach?

I have, even some kangaroos.

Tsukasa wrote:

I have, even some kangaroos.

that's ducked up.

Anyway, it's not just a beach, it's a island your stranded on.
And there are monkeys on islands. (use your brain a little)

Tsukasa wrote:

Anyway, it's not just a beach, it's a island your stranded on.
And there are monkeys on islands. (use your brain a little)

Monkeys live in the rain forest...

Animals are all so on islands.
It's commonsense

Tsukasa wrote:

Animals are all so on islands.

ya, but not monkeys... Palm trees don't have branches, as there not trees, so what would the monkeys hang on? XD

Your a moron xD